DORMITORY:

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT

THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

the typical xiao pang enjoying ice cream.. 

I din know sinming is a golf pro..the resemblance is uncanny.. 

left a wk more in sch n we'll be left on our own..so it's 3 more wks to prelims..ah sian..
well, i will miss some ppl in the sch la..though my class is not very fun, but well at least i'll miss the boys more cos we did more stuff together n make more noise together..as for the girls... well mayb a couple of them?? heh. well one thing for sure...

i'll miss u ..

One-Liners
I was so poor growing up...If I wasn't born a boy....I'd have nothing to playwith.

i watched ur back from where i was seated..

A girl phoned me the other day and said "Come on over, there's nobody home."I went over. Nobody was home.

u seem so near yet i couldn't touch u.
I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
when u alighted, i just followed
When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father....I'm very sorry. We did everything we could...But he pulled through.
i tried to shout ur name.
If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all.
but could not make any noise..
During sex my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night shecalled me from a hotel.
once again it's ur back i see again..
Its been a rough day. I got up this morning ....
slowly dissapearing into the blocks..
put on a shirt and a buttonfell off.
damnit i missed my chance again..
I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off. I'm afraid to goto the bathroom.

i got a lift from chion today..wah he damn zai driver la.. he drives at 100km/h u noe..so freaking fast..he make those turn also chiong at 90km/h , dun nid to slow down one, macham drifting sia..

wah tjc sch celebrations sucks la. lousy audience=lousy mcs=lousy show. ah anyway the programmes were nothing special... waited for quite a long time for the others to come out of sch n so played soccer ..
had lunch n played pool with chion they all. he too pro alr den very sian for him la..
went town meet boss ,walked arnd aimlessly n went to esplanade.. we sat there from 9 la. i tot ho sei liao got nice place to watch the fireworks..cos we got a seat n was facing the "sea" la..late comers could onli stand arnd n some even set up mats n had a small pinic.. heng sia nobody go stand in front of us cos alr got ppl set camp there alr..must thank them la.
when 12 struck, we tot the fireworks will be just nice right in front of us la..but nabei cb turned out the fireworks was at the left side la..!the smartest ppl were the one who stood at the bridge there with the merlion..full view sia. i pity the men who set up their camera la. they set up nicely facing the "sea" den in the end suprise suprise they could not capture anything at all since all ppl standing up ther tripod also kanna useless. but it's partly becos of them den we sit at the lousy place la..kanna fake by them.. cameramen are smart they manged to fake all the ppl..

gloriously done..! actually nt la, lousier than last yr timing..but can get gold can alr la. yea.
i miss my chance..damn..