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2008-07-07T08:48:00.000-07:00

the journey has finally ended on 4th jul 2008. my 4 months plus stint at this company located at yck. it was quite dull at first since i was working alone for the first two months. but things got better after may as i pulled in my fren to work with me. at least i had someone to lunch with and talk crap, perform office stunts and try to piss each others off with some stupid shit. well, im proud to say that i won in the round of office stunts as i always got busted surfing net/slacking by the boss. once during ot too. woah. crazy i know.
my stunts were so crazy enough that prompted her to say this on our last day to me " you all know wat kind of boss i am. i am easy with the people here. But when you go out to work, other bosses may not be as tolerant as me". i tink she was looking for a reply from me since she was looking at me , but yeah, i duno what to do, so i left my very diplomatic friend to do the diplomatic shit. all he gave was some laughter. i laughed. she laughed. end of awkward moment.
i figured i need lessons in cantonese. all i know now is, "le hou leng ah". how to converse with people even when ur fren claims that the grin he gave was to bring you into the conversation? i swear i saw lust in the grin he gave me.

2008-06-06T23:38:00.001-07:00

Its funny when u realise that u are your fren are wearing the same brand of underwear on the same day. its not those common brands like levis, renoma mind you. its the same lok-cock brand! emilio valentino. heard of it anyone? probably those 1 for 50cent kind sold at pasar malam. heh.

My com is screwing up again. Everyone will just utter the same response when i tell them that. again?!

life is pretty mundane now. office job. 9 to 6. sit in front of the computer typing ur life away in exchange for a few moolahs in ur pocket. most of my data entry frens are going crazy. some1 save them! my co-worker has been pretty impressive. he has already attained the titles of Filing Executive, Data entry Executive and now Flow-chart executive. whats next? its pretty funny looking at him trying to siam the arrows being thrown at him, but only to take it all back when the person comes back with the Boss.

2008-06-04T02:57:00.000-07:00

another routine day at work. boring. lao giam introduced this skin. nice?

2007-12-05T02:29:00.000-08:00

back from taiwan since quite a long time ago. taiwan was fun. good company, same old bastards making jokes out of each other. think this is a distinct trait of all andersonians. dun see any guy behaving same way as us in camps. got really hooked onto the bball game there in taiwan. the kind where u start shooting baskets and accumulate points. its a craze in taiwan la. being noobs at the game, we onli played when the arcade just opened or when its abt to close. haha.

tried most of the food in taiwan, even the smelly beancurd n the betel nut. damn funny to see our expressions when we bit into the betel nut and beancurd. spent our time in our hotel room watching this jap game show. we were damn hooked onto it n watched it almost everyday.

jetstar flight was damn uncomfortable as the seats allowed too little leg room. being the budget three, we din even buy any drinks or food on the plane. instead, we bought mineral water, milk tea and coffee onto the plane. had to act like thieves as outside food and drinks were not allowed on the plane and had to avoid the cabin crew chiobus from spotting us with our " jing cha lai le" .

after our arrival in spore, lao giam kim rushed to take the last bus home while me and ah pek hui settled our dinner at bks.

it's time to eat peanut muah chee, red bean muah chee, green tea muah chee, chocolate muah chee, black sugar muah chee, sesame muah chee.... its muah chee, muah chee and more muah chee .

2007-04-06T08:40:00.000-07:00

This is the first post after 1 year! 1 year and 3 days to be exact. Fans of vincentintraining, rejoyce! lol. probably no one reads this blog...

2006-04-03T21:02:00.000-07:00

hmmm, today is 4th april. im enlisting on 8th april. so going to be like all of my frens pretty soon. hmm quite of look forward to it last time, but as time draws nearer every1 will be dreading it.. i haven exercise for so long alr duno if can tahan anot..
hmm during the past 3 mnths, i have been working at ABN Amro. those times were fun and quite enriching. learned how to load cash, do this, do that, and also participated in quite a lot of their sports events..
hmm well for now, since i have company, life has been great!

2006-02-15T06:41:00.000-08:00

hmm realise that i haven update since almost last month..hmm now life is kinda routine since im working like any other normal person..everyday wake up go office do work lunch do work off work go home den sleep..the job isnt bad since i am doing quite a variety of things..
recently weeks have been quite fun and happy..haha. ok this is a lousy post.

2006-01-10T00:32:00.000-08:00

What do i have to say about my 19th birthday? It was fun and quite memorable due to certain reasons. Hmm treated alan wilson n bonliang to dinner at Hans since we arranged to meet at hougang. the rest could not come since they were either working or in army!supposed to go out wan initially but the whole day just kept raining la. hmm den after dinner went to eat icecream at swensens. the dinner n icecream was okay la. oh they gave me a pair of Levis Jeans la...

ok on monday, i went to work as usual(ok, not, its onli my 2nd day at work). eh was getting quite bored halfway after lunch n i kinda fell asleep. hmm and the boss dropped me a bombshell yday when i was abt to get off from work. He had something which he din tell me n which will cause me to look thru everything once again..oh come on, i have alr done 2317345 cases! ok the numbers actually din run in order so its not that much actually but stil its a lot..!

after work, went to look arnd for shirt n chion wanted to buy a watch. haha but sad to say it was near impossible to find a watch that he will look nice in since our wrist aint bad. ok mine is smaller. fine. the person was so blur den he took a lot of time to open the display shelf containing the watch la.. went for dinner after ch came from his driving class.. went to some Jap place to eat a bowl of enormous noodles that cost 12 bucks! n had a plate of fried chicken that cost 5 dollar. it onli had 5 pieces. you dun need excellent maths to figure out that it means 1 piece 1 dollar rite? wah so expensive. u all can go n try.. Noodle Ken Hse. something like that.. that place was really hot. i mean the room conditions, not the lady serving the noodles okay...yea so You better dun go la..hahas. yea you.

walked arnd cine with ch chion ming n their police fren yk after that. yk n ming kept having some disputes over who shld catch a terrorist shld they see one. ming is a commando u see..hahas. funny.

hmm after that went home. took a detour home.

hmm army frens who book out due to this wonderful public holiday. asked them how army is like.. tony said

dressing the man outside for the better man inside says:fun
dressing the man outside for the better man inside says:haha
dressing the man outside for the better man inside says:eat alot
vincentintraining. says:hahas
vincentintraining. says:really ah
dressing the man outside for the better man inside says:got night snack osodressing the man outside for the better man inside says:ha

yr said this
vincentintraining. says:ur army life
vincentintraining. says:song not?
=[ katob ]= W3101 says:like chalet lah

haha i tink they haven got hiong-ed yet la...have fun anyway!

hmm thanx to everyone who rem my birthday..haha well if u dun rem also okay la..this year is really special..thanx to You.

2006-01-06T08:04:00.000-08:00

CEO Adam Teng got me a job at ABN just his week. thanx to him that i have a job now.. save me from rotting at home.. working in the office is really quite different. got air con , got so many colleagues and well many tables.. had diffculty finding my way there in the first place but in the end got there after asking for directions....

Chion gave me a brief orientation of the company. he certainly took me for a very educational orientation as i din know that the urinal could double up as a place for you to wash your hands until today..

Hmm the staff are quite nice and friendly. What a boo hoo i made on the very first day i step into the office..i mistook some other guy for the department head and sorta greeted him. Who asked him to move away when i was walking towards him?haha...

First hour was nothing to do, so kinda free money... "I was suppose to update the consumer's account database by linking current accounts and removing closed ones And thats it. He showed me my job scope for the next 2 months in like.. 2 mins. lol. "Its a no brainer.." I think what he meant was after 2 months of doing this, you wouldn't have any brain cells left. And so I began my journey to brain dead world.Its not like I didn't learn anything. Did you know that F14 is actually Shift + F2? Wowww. I was in auto-gear."1111, enter enter, shift f2, enter, f3, delete, down.." " (a excerpt from chion)

Lunch, chion bought me to China Sq. hmm yea quite a lot of choices and well i tink its enough for the rest of the lunches for the 2 mnths..okay because i dun have a pass to tap and enter the building, i had to wait for some1 to come open the door for me since the receptionist was not at her table.. a lady came shortly and opened the door so that she could get back to her table. i quickly followed her in, onli to be stared at by her as if i was a bulgar or some highly suspicious guy and was promptly questioned..well answered her with 2 simple sentences and went back to my table..

"receptionists was nice to open the magnetic door for me whenever nature calls" well thats wat happened to chion. but for me she was always not at her desk and i had to kinda beg ppl to open the door for me to go to the toilet la...

went town with chion n chiaheng after work n well walked n talked. ah finally a well spent day away from home.....

2006-01-02T00:56:00.000-08:00

its the 2nd day of a new year already! jobless ppl like me are rotting at home n this is so fei man..hmm countdown to new year with the usual group of frens at esplanade..reached there at 9 n yea even dumb ppl can guess it..we sat n waited for 3 long hours.hmm worth the wait i will say.. we did some stupid thing.. we walked across the bridge to the merlion part there all for 3 lighsticks.! halfway was shocked when i heard a chinese woman saying " wo men zai zhe li yi jing zou le 20 fen zhong le!" fireworks was well very nice i will say..after that walked all the way back to orchard..

ohs and spent the last day of 2005 with some frens at a chalet. had a nice bbq n went to kbox..awww..hmm played daidee thru the night which i onli won once. saw the most lan player u ever seen huh? okays. hmm den walked n talked for quite a while..longest walk i ever had. haha..fun. nice.

happy new year everyone!

2005-12-19T23:53:00.000-08:00

9am. anderson vs Sji. anderson was leading 1-0 after the first half by scoring against the run of play. a initial failed challenge for a high ball ended up with a sliding tackle that won the ball for anderson and a counter attack ensued. swift pass to kelvin ended up with him slotting the ball in the net after he had to squeezed thru 4 defenders. first half ended with jianhui with a deep cut on his head which needed 3 stitches..jinkok showed flashes of brillance,linking up well with kunrong.
2nd half started all well for anderson. within 5 mins, kelvin spotted the goalkeeper strolling elsewhere n he shot from the center circle..2 -nil up! however as time passed, tiredness began to show in our play n the opponents began creeping back. end score? anderson 2 sji 5
eh both teams almost fought deep into the second half. apparently there was some disagreements over the ball n some sick digusting tackles that brought out the fighting spirit in us. and i do mean the fighting spirit...

2005-12-19T06:29:00.000-08:00

been busy this few weeks. busy with finding jobs. so hard to find one....argh. tot 1 found one job but it turned out to be one that has no basic pay and its entirely on commission. so after 3 interviews, i decided not to go anymore.
first interview was just a basic interview. waited so long for them to interview me..it was quite inefficent i tink.2 interview watch some video n the person talked more indepth. third interview was shocking.their confidence training was crap. asked ppl to go in front n kinda get sabotage. the chosen ppl had to sing, dance,sing and dance, or dance and sing. interesting this abt that was got a lot of ah bengs n lians who speak dialect when addressin us..ok mayb im dumb cos most ppl will have realised that something was seriously wrong after attending the training!! thats when i realised it was a MLM company as chion told me.read some forum that he found for me and negative comments was like a lot la..so im jobless now..
hmm alan has went into the army alr for his bmt training stint. 5 days onli la..eh spent his last day before going in army with him..
back to job searching, any lobangs tell me.

2005-12-05T23:25:00.000-08:00

Grad was ok. the food was not filling as some1 said n it was realy worth 85 bucks..din eat much. even the regular big eaters din touch their food much! thats bound to tell u something rite...tink the most fun part was the nomination for prom king n queen. we sabo chiaheng for king. yiming ask the blur counciller for more pieces of paper to write down our nomination for king which is chia heng...turn up he din even get into the top 5! they rigged the votes as chion said... we nominated gayeong for queen n she got it..the mc said the loudest noise for the girl wins the queen title n we came out with a idea. we took the plate cup chopsticks spoon to create noise. i say it was successful, as alot of ppl turned back to look at us!(we were sitted right at the end..)
this was a ah beng behaviour la i tink. damn beng alr la..some1 going to say this...
post grad was chaotic. went indochine which was alr packed with ppl. den went to coco latte in the end which was also packed..u wont believe wat kind of frens ur frens are until u see them clubbing.hahas. yiming was drunk making a lot of stupid noise la.irritating shit. tony was nice enuff to drive us alll back to our homes...
"clubbing brings out the beast in you!" i say..........

2005-12-03T06:48:00.000-08:00

"Go home and blog den!" some1 told me this. ok that was yday. but nvm i shall blog all the same. chion brought me to some ulu place in india to cut hair..hmm not bad the person. all girls one. i mean the haircut not bad , not the girls not bad k, dun get me wrong.hahas. i saw this girl who had awfully coloured hair n i told chion i dun have a good feeling abt cutting hair there. he reassured me by saying "aiya this kind of ppl come here n learn onli n do some errands one"
hmm i saw her bringing chairs for us to sit right after chion finished that sentence. hiliarous..
nothing much done recently anyway. yea. wonder wat we are going to do after grad...haha..

2005-11-29T07:14:00.000-08:00

carpark soccer. unique experience.

2005-11-23T07:31:00.000-08:00

Half of the group.

today suprisingly got 8 ppl la. i tot that theres was onli like 4 or 5....end up so many. almost got cancelled cos it was raining but in the end postphone. it was fun i say. had a simple lunch. n watched harry potter. alan said it was gay for ba ge da nan ren to watch harry potter together n we shld have showed out masculinity(u know i cant spelll) by watching the excorism of emily rose..in the end i tink i was the one who said watch harry watch harry..
had a simple dinner again. n alan decided not to go club or pub since he suffering from a hangover from monday...alan decided for us to play lan since we very long nv play together .. he bought us to some underground place which onli he knows the way to...n end up the price was underground too.. a freaking 3.50 per hr! ok they got to make more money to cover their fixed costs.. played pool n by the time we stopped it was alr 12 am. no last bus nor train to catch. n walked all the way to clark quay! it was raining heavily by the time we reached there. had supper at macdonalds. now dun eat mac cos its unhealthy k?
i had to run a 100m race to reply to smses since they all ganged up against me...exciting stuff..
went home in a mercs cab at 3am!one of the latest nights ever. fun fun fun. enjoy enjoy enjoy.

2005-11-19T02:37:00.000-08:00

The As are finally over.eh for me at least, the bio ppl still got 2 more days...haha. nvm biology is a interesting and useful subject what..wats 2 more days compared to 2 years in sch rite?
i realise humans are really ironic..ppl who have fininshed exams now find their life sorta empty. we were so looking forward to the end of exams, n finally it came, but people now find all the ectasy and excitiment of post-exam nothing much to shout about! ironic. paradoxical.
when u was young n fat,ppl said u was so cutee n adorable. now den u have grown up n is fat, ppl use all kinds of negative words to describe u! ironic huh. oh well at least i dun have the problem..haha.

all right, good luck for ur bio papers!yes the one reading my blog now.yes u. dun bother turning arnd n looking elsewhere. yes good luck eh.

2005-11-17T06:51:00.000-08:00

I am a boring person. i Have nothing to blog. nothing for u to read. nothing for u at all.. HOW?

2005-11-12T04:20:00.000-08:00

"is hosting the Olympics a good thing?"....i din read this when i found it on the web..argh. dui sia. exchanging quotes with bl online, n he has a lot of quotes la..
"Mankind must end war before war ends mankind"
"the human mind is the most fundamental resource"
haha in the end all also no use....

Why not to trust a old woman.
A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around.
Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on.
Finally, he went to the checkout line, but she got in front of him.
"Pardon me," she said, "I'm sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It's just that you look just like my son who just died recently."
"I'm very sorry," replied the young man, "Is there anything I can do for you?"
"Yes," she said. "As I'm leaving, can you say 'Goodbye mother'? It would make me feel much better."
"Sure," answered the young man.
As the old woman was leaving, he called out, "Goodbye mother!"
As he stepped up to the checkout counter, he saw that his total was $127.50.
"How can that be?" he asked, "I only purchased a few things!"
"Your mother said that you would pay for her," said the clerk.

2005-11-04T02:45:00.000-08:00

If u dun study for a while and u alr feel guilty, does that mean you are a mugging machine alr?
It's coming.

2005-10-24T22:14:00.000-07:00

I have got nothing to update for u. u shld noe what i have been doing rite?

Hmm some maths teacher is very busy that her schedule is fully booked for almost 2 wks? and chem teacher is quite free such that u can tell her u need to consult them just the day b4, i believe that for the phy teacher u can just go n knock on his door, no advance booking is required.

oh ya anyway,

Your enlistment date is on 08-Apr-2006.
Your reporting unit is
TRAINING LIST BASIC MILITARY TRAINING CENTRE SCHOOL 1.

Anybody free on that day?i promise i treat u to a VERY different lunch at a place u will seldom ,or if not, nv go....guys u'll be eating all the food for a long time to come la, so dun come ok..

2005-10-18T03:36:00.000-07:00

Life in TJC has offically ended.No more waking up at unearthly hours to rush for the bus that will take me to school. The last day in sch was pretty chaotic, but nevertheless fun. It's the day when u see ppl displaying nv- seen- b4 courage, a day where ppl scramble around for photos n a day where hypocrisy sets in. You know why? cos u see students proclaming their love for all their "favourite" tutors, ppl asking ppl whom they hardly noe for a photo, all in the name of for memory sake! Zhenxing said he could hear his heart throbbing in his heart when he took a pic with GY. haha. well i joined in the fun too n took a pic..

Joined the class for some outing at TM after sch. it turned out pretty successful, well at least b4 we stepped out of pizza hut. . anyway the lunch was quite good. celebrated a class couple birthday today. it was, in simpler terms, Enjoyable.

2005-10-17T10:02:00.000-07:00

A chat with Kim.

Vincentinttraining . says:how u find the paper?
+20 says:our teacher give us one
vincentinttraining . says:dumb bitch
vincentinttraining . says:i mean how was the paper
vincentinttraining . says:diffcutly
vincentinttraining . says:no intereswted in how u got the paper
+20 says:HAHAH
vincentinttraining . says:dun care if u found it in the bin or u get it from huichun

vincentinttraining . says:mcq get?
+20 says: erm
+20 says:40 something
vincentinttraining . says:wah
+20 says:not very good
vincentinttraining . says:full marks is 40 leh
vincentinttraining . says:n u get 40 something
vincentinttraining . says:shit u
Vincentinttraining . says:paper 1 is 40
+20 says:HAHAH
vincentinttraining . says:2 is 60
vincentinttraining . says:3 is 100
+20 says:mixed with physics+20
+20 says:paiseh 20 something
vincentinttraining . says:i bet u are surfing porn la

With that i conclude that he is surfing some sorta of addictive website that can get so much of his attention that he din even bother to read wat im typing carefully...

2005-10-14T09:39:00.000-07:00

today after the boring phyics, n a short tour of the sch's open hse, i rushed home to sks with the guys.damn long nv play alr, n boy it was fun..haha.guess its the last time that we are playing till the As are over. played till cramp la..argh.

well alot of my frens has gotten their enlistment dates le la but i still haven receive mine..wonder when will mine be..hmm hopfully its jan batch!ah but nvm, thats not impt now, As are onli 24 days away. Gotta really study hard alr, disappointed with prelims.

sch is ending soon..in 2 days! oh my..

2005-10-02T00:48:00.000-07:00

Did nothing much all these days after getting prelims results.it was dissappointing if u ask me..ah nvm. gotta work harder everybody. now i noe wat u ppl mean when u all said the blogging template is screwed up. it really IS screwed up..
after a morning game sengkang soccer(sks), followed them to macdonald to supposedly study..but in the end din do much also.halfway thru they started playing daidee, with farrell the magician showing us "magic" tricks. they were trying to raise funds for their weekly dose of entertainment at wee meng's hse, ie EPL soccer with eerm beer? some lost over 2 bucks in one game, n there was sufficent money after like 5 games?
derek was seriously red after drinking his normal garlsberg la..farrell n daniel tried some garlsberg strong brew, the normal bigger bottle one. n farrell was hearing his heart his in his head, his ears were red n he called out pathetically to "lets go hme"..end up they left even b4 the man u - fulham game was over...
the weekly dose of sks n epl soccer will be wat i'll be looking forward to now every weekend..

Guys, The mugging season is here...

2005-09-25T03:48:00.000-07:00

celebrated lan n jianhui bdae today. started the day with soccer@vista point. wah played until cramped..the previous day also played so it was tiring too. den went to eat lunch n we all stormed lan's hse. all 14 of us. this kpo auntie who was living his neighbour keep calling out to us "eh xiao di...eh xiao di"..ni na bei la, wanna us to ans ur qn all that u still wannaa call us xiao di?wahaha.we all ignored her.
tiong finally bought the cake to lan hse n entered his hse without any1 noticing, that it , until leong shouted "eh tiong come alr leh"whaha. as usual cut the cake n sang the bdae song. cake was just a normal cake la nothing special..
made a lot og noise at his hse, i tot the police will come knocking on the door any moment..wat's all the noise for asked? haha cos we playing daidee n winning eleven la. the stakes were high man. if u lose 10 cards n above, den will have to do 20 chin ups, lower than 10 den 2 cards 1 chin up n round up any half no. played 3 games n i lost, doing 15 chin ups. den winning eleven, lose by 1 goal den 10 chin ups, me and kim partner n lost by 3 goals. so 15 for each of us. in the end i did 30 in one day..siao.
Dinner was lan treat.amounted to 80 plus for 9 of us..wah.. (i apologise for the previous post if u are offended by it..)

2005-09-21T08:56:00.000-07:00

Think the superstar fever has died down?well u r wrong...amidst tjc theres one damn talented guy la...thats him. ppl call him ming sin when his name is sinming. ppl call him andy when his name is xiao pang..ppl say he sing wells when he obviously eh does sing better than him. look even the pose is abt the same?

there there, here u go.. isn't the resemblance uncanny?eh i tink i said it b4 alr..of the the 4 heavenly kings n not forgetting a golf pro!!
(leave ur comments on the tag board,the last icon,wahahaha)

2005-09-16T09:24:00.000-07:00

From Alaric, giraffes are carnivores too cos when they eat the plants they eat the ants..
From Sinming, Dota=Dermerits Of Talking to Alison
yea yea hes a ~~funny~~ guy all rite, but certainly a ~~xiao pang~~ muscular man.
Anyway guys go dl the google earth n try finding ur own home, it's quite interesting. Bk getting very engrossed with it after i told him...

Tjc from satellite view..

2005-09-15T00:06:00.000-07:00

Prelims are coming to a end soon..well not everything went as planned..hmm tink of results quite sian. argh. tink most ppl will do well one.im tired of not getting the results that i want..ppl tell me that i can do it one n all that, but i always let them down with my poor showing..argh. i beginning to lose faith in myself..
thanx it made my day with that...
It's not the end, it's onli the beginning....

Ronney: Baik ah ref! baik !

2005-09-02T07:10:00.000-07:00

Macs at Serangoon is a nono place to study.it's a gathering place for all the ahbengs n ahlians from the neighbouring schools..now i noe wat my brother used to do after his sec sch days,horsing arnd with his grp of frens.there was this guy who was a xiao pang n licking his ice cream..definitely reminded me of a guy...chion had the same tot too..sinming lo*.anyway this 2 girls from PSS was laughing their heads off literally,their laughter reminds me of a hyena..nono i tink alot alot of hyenas..knn laugh so loud like nobody business.they make fun of the auntie also..cant imgine they are lidat sia cos their appearance was quite favourable la. anyway i tink their students all laugh like this cos according to chion there are even more hiong cases ..laughter class perhaps??

I observed a few groups of ppl present in Mac.

People who inconsiderately occupy a table without buying anything, n mug till they feel like it.(nono i boought a lemon tea at least)
People who sit down,mug for a few mins and start talking to their frens, disturbing everybody present with their incessant laughter..
People who buy food,sit down n play cards..
Chio Bu(s) who sit directly opposite your table.

Man i was damn distracted by the 3rd grp of ppl. was alr starting to get on track alr..den this grp of pri sch kids(they dun look like pri sch kids,mind u) sat down beside us n started playing Duel Monsters Cards. This xiao pang was dueling with a skinny boy la,but the xiao pang kept being bullied by the skinny boy..their reactions n talk was hiliraous..tink they will grow up to be fine young men. .(i was hoping to get distracted by the 4th grp, but well tough luck..)

We din even have enuff money to have a decent dinner. we pooled our money together n onli had $4.50.how pathetic..

Well at least dun ever leave ur mp3 players at hme if ya intending to study at fast food joints..They are ur saviour. N bring lots of spare batteries, u dun wan them to die on u in such crucial times..which do u prefer? hyena-like laughter or some soothing music?well when the songs in ur mp3s are all eminem songs, i encourage u to sing them out loud n make some suggestive actions at those tables.They will get it. Yea right.

If ya drink,dun drive cos u dunwanna spill the drink..

*not supposed to be read by the person whom i mentioned. if ya read it, u are seeing things. shoo shoo go see a eye doctor now..

2005-09-01T09:44:00.000-07:00

today went to cpmb.reached there at 12 plus n the guy told me to wait for the doctor to come..n he will onli come at 2 pm.n after dilating the pupils for like half an hr i got to see the long awaited doc..n he onli did some routine check on my eyes for like 5 mins?2 hr plus of waiting to see this doc?not like hes some superstar..oh wait mayb his name is kelvin?heh.went to look at shoes n almost bought it at that pt la..

not nice meh?

DORMITORY:

2005-08-28T08:34:00.000-07:00

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT

THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

2005-08-25T08:06:00.000-07:00

the typical xiao pang enjoying ice cream..

2005-08-25T08:03:00.000-07:00

I din know sinming is a golf pro..the resemblance is uncanny..

2005-08-21T06:55:00.000-07:00

left a wk more in sch n we'll be left on our own..so it's 3 more wks to prelims..ah sian..
well, i will miss some ppl in the sch la..though my class is not very fun, but well at least i'll miss the boys more cos we did more stuff together n make more noise together..as for the girls... well mayb a couple of them?? heh. well one thing for sure...

i'll miss u ..

2005-08-19T07:45:00.000-07:00

2005-08-14T03:39:00.000-07:00

One-Liners
I was so poor growing up...If I wasn't born a boy....I'd have nothing to playwith.

i watched ur back from where i was seated..

A girl phoned me the other day and said "Come on over, there's nobody home."I went over. Nobody was home.

u seem so near yet i couldn't touch u.
I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
when u alighted, i just followed
When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father....I'm very sorry. We did everything we could...But he pulled through.
i tried to shout ur name.
If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all.
but could not make any noise..
During sex my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night shecalled me from a hotel.
once again it's ur back i see again..
Its been a rough day. I got up this morning ....
slowly dissapearing into the blocks..
put on a shirt and a buttonfell off.
damnit i missed my chance again..
I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off. I'm afraid to goto the bathroom.

2005-08-12T08:26:00.000-07:00

i got a lift from chion today..wah he damn zai driver la.. he drives at 100km/h u noe..so freaking fast..he make those turn also chiong at 90km/h , dun nid to slow down one, macham drifting sia..

2005-08-09T07:59:00.000-07:00

wah tjc sch celebrations sucks la. lousy audience=lousy mcs=lousy show. ah anyway the programmes were nothing special... waited for quite a long time for the others to come out of sch n so played soccer ..
had lunch n played pool with chion they all. he too pro alr den very sian for him la..
went town meet boss ,walked arnd aimlessly n went to esplanade.. we sat there from 9 la. i tot ho sei liao got nice place to watch the fireworks..cos we got a seat n was facing the "sea" la..late comers could onli stand arnd n some even set up mats n had a small pinic.. heng sia nobody go stand in front of us cos alr got ppl set camp there alr..must thank them la.
when 12 struck, we tot the fireworks will be just nice right in front of us la..but nabei cb turned out the fireworks was at the left side la..!the smartest ppl were the one who stood at the bridge there with the merlion..full view sia. i pity the men who set up their camera la. they set up nicely facing the "sea" den in the end suprise suprise they could not capture anything at all since all ppl standing up ther tripod also kanna useless. but it's partly becos of them den we sit at the lousy place la..kanna fake by them.. cameramen are smart they manged to fake all the ppl..

2005-08-04T07:20:00.000-07:00

gloriously done..! actually nt la, lousier than last yr timing..but can get gold can alr la. yea.
i miss my chance..damn..

2005-07-29T06:52:00.000-07:00

prelims just round the corner..tjcians are mugging in the lib alr.and im one of them la.haha at least starting to mug alr, so that's good..does mood swings onli happen to girls? somebody tell me...

u r such a cb kia

2005-07-19T07:48:00.000-07:00

wan authentic singaporean blog? http://rockson.blogspot.com/

2005-07-08T03:06:00.000-07:00

ok got back almost all the results alr. passed physics n maths. got like E for physics though i studied very hard for it...ah sibei sian ah. maths was the best i ever got since yr 1 man. n everybody screwed up their chem paper..
it's back to the old routine of lecture,tutorials and sleep, the usual food in sch the usual ppl.heh. n prelims is like 2 mnths away..!

hmm..u are getting cuter by the day..

2005-06-22T07:52:00.000-07:00

exams. sian.

2005-06-14T09:28:00.000-07:00

"Van Persie arrested for rape"

Just what was he thinking??!?

2005-06-09T09:57:00.000-07:00

Top Ten Blonde Inventions
10...The water-proof towel
9Solar powered flashlight
8...Submarine screen door
7...A book on how to read
6...Inflatable dart board
5...A dictionary index
4...Ejector seat in a helicopter.
3...Powdered water
2...Pedal-powered wheel chair
1...Water-proof tea bag

if u cant understand the above,u may be a blonde urself..heh

Top Ten Childrens books never published10...You Were An Accident.
9...Strangers Have The Best Candy.
8...Attention Deficit Disorder Handbook For Children..Hey Lets Go Play
7...What Is That Dog Doing To That Other Dog?
6...Daddys New Girlfriend, Steve.
5...101 Animal Cruelties.
4...Controlling Your Playground Through Fear.
3...Things Rich Kids Have And You Never Will.
2...Garfields Got Feline AIDS.
1...Blackmail The Principal...The Study Guide.

2005-06-08T07:18:00.000-07:00

where have u gone... my dear?

2005-06-06T09:26:00.000-07:00

when u win dont be so smug,cos u nv noe how u goona lose nxt time...

"Nothing is Impossible" - adidas

"Im your Father!That's Impossible" - chion

2005-06-04T10:44:00.000-07:00

Lots of ppl took photos of him..i was no exception..

ps:if ya reading this ,leave some comments la.let me know this is being visited..yes U.leave ur name.!

2005-06-04T10:42:00.000-07:00

Some Drunk shit did this to him...
have u seen this?

2005-06-03T08:03:00.000-07:00

have u seen this?
have u seen this?

2005-06-02T21:38:00.000-07:00

hmm a good start.yay

2005-05-29T07:26:00.000-07:00

Sports carnival was a blast. quite fun la i tink if u reallly go play all those games they have for u. went in the monring for soccer duty, had a kick around with the others. n yiming team was the champion!zai ah.foosball was quite hard to play la. din not win cos our keeper was bad at keeping n our striker could not start scoring.the midfielder not zai enuff also.eh anyway the telematch was quite lame la.did some circuit thing for like 20 mins.in the end we were champions!

drama was sorta ok yesterday nite.went to queenstown b4 that with the guys to look arnd. collected the tickets from the girl at the booth n we could not believe that the tickets were all sold out.ah. saw shahrul n he intro to me his class lesbians n chicks. hmm after the show ended, saw a bit of diana n chion called her but she nv respond.hahah. eh reached home quite late in end.like at 1?heh.

The holidays start now..!pity the others who still have additonal weeks of sch sia...

2005-05-26T07:06:00.000-07:00

yday was a day for the underdogs. MJ A divison champions. Liverpool Champions of europe. wat a day!oh yasin got play la.power sia.he warmed up for like 15 plus mins n finally sub the national striker.he got the last touch of the ball in extra time n even scored a nice penalty!baik la yas! he must have been the happiest man yesterday night!

2005-05-23T02:14:00.000-07:00

ah fuck. if not for the phy test tml this wk will be a slack week..

2005-05-21T10:21:00.000-07:00

bball finals yday was a blast.lots of ppl turned up to support their schs , the whole place was packed. didn't manage to watch siting play as the ppl din let us in..anyway she got the mvp award man..hc vs tj was nice.classic match sia. pulled away towards the end n won the match by 8 pts...
Arsenal has won the FA cup!Arsenal Fans Rejoice!

2005-05-18T07:47:00.000-07:00

Mrs Ho mentioned abt my teeth. booo..
(with your permission i will photocopy this n show the whole world wat not to do for GP, Poster boy of wat-not-to- do)
fucked up hse com duno how to allocate the activities for sports carnival properly, n i dun have anything to do for the 2 full days.consider ponning sch liao la guys..

2005-05-17T07:14:00.000-07:00

ok chem spa was ok!think was the easier among all the spas alr..got one dumb guy tried to burn the lab down.sibei dangerous.he actually knocked down the glass bottle containing the alcohol which was, mind you, BURnING. n within secs the table was in flames. in FLAMES.get the idea?not the whole table la but like 1/4 of it. n the funny thing is he keep exclaming"oh fuck!oh fuck"the teacher also sibei gan jiong.with her alr pale enuff face n facing the fire, it was even paler. she keep saying get the water n put out the fire. she was worried that the small piece of wood beside it will burn the whole lab down ah.wat a day man.

2005-05-15T08:29:00.000-07:00

Norwich is going down. wat a pity..

2005-05-14T08:13:00.000-07:00

Dun care alr la. Tink it's over alr anyway..

hmm a normal wkend again..supposed to play sengkangsoccer(sks) but they cancelled it again..everytime lidat one..haiz.hmm so did maths tut n nothing much ba..hmm reading reviews of phones..dunno which one to buy leh.x800?7610?x800 got free ipod shuffle leh..hmm.

Somebody pls help me.

2005-05-13T07:13:00.000-07:00

Why the sudden change in attitdue?WHY?

2005-05-12T03:49:00.000-07:00

Hmm maths test was ok la on wed..still have chem spa on tue.one of the "selected four" to retake it.damn.
watched Kingdom of Heaven just now.not a bad show..
"Convert to Islam.Repent later"heh.wat a comment by one of the actors..

2005-05-10T07:42:00.000-07:00

will ya stop being a cheebye n stop telling people what you shld not say?!
argh.maths test tml.

2005-05-06T08:46:00.000-07:00

I need to get to know her. Fast.

2005-03-06T07:11:00.000-08:00

cease to exist?

2005-02-19T06:44:00.000-08:00

today's was tjc road run..dissapointing if u asked me.dunno wat happend to me la.argh.the year 1s can sure run..quite a few of them in top 20 sia..road run is quite competitive man..guess i not cut out for a 5km run la..did manage to get a team medal though..2nd sia thanx to the team for running so well la...

2005-02-08T01:14:00.000-08:00

sheesh sch today was crap. gan waste time.go sch early in the morning sing national anthem den go out to the opposite coffeeshop to have CG breakfast..did nothing much also during that period of time..bk bought his guitar along n some of the guys began to get really engrossed with it..hmm went to carry the oranges for mr chan to the lion's home for the elders. the whole class had to go cos he sorta made it compulosry..so we reached there n gave out all 7 boxes full or oranges...
eh din go back to anderson since like very little ppl going back n it will tkae me at least an hr to reach there also..haukim tot he was funny when he sms: hey orphan boy going back to andss? i was quite pissed n replied him some crap..he still try to bastard by syaing things like u want wat solid programme?SOLID sia..ah crap la kim..
in the end went to town with yiming they all cos he wanted to buy new year clothes.rich boy la him..he went to places like armani exchnage to buy his pants..sibei nabei..walk for quite long den he bought it cos he wanted to check out the pants at stussy also.he din like the levis pants..the things he buy is really ex sia..chion was saying that time go shopping with him n bk very xin ku.they were worlds apart when they buy stuff..one goes to giordano, bossini while the others go armani exchnage n levis all that stuff..haha..like to spend money la yiming..
oh yea saw weeleong yl n clarence n his aj class at cine eating pastamania..haha.
chion also wanted to pierce his ears.haha..he was a bit scared at first..den i say aiya not pain one la at most like using a nail n hammer it onli.den say wat wah a lot of blood will flow one lo made him a bit humji..in the end he pierce quite fast.he scream in pain sia.haha.rite chion?
hmm nothing much to do now except wait for reunion dinnner to start la..anway here's wishing u guys a happy lunar new year..!

2005-02-04T06:59:00.000-08:00

it's alr feb now..one mnth over just like that..hmm school's still ok la but there's quite of work to do ..the reunion dinner for 46'03 was fun la no doubt..nice to see them all again..haven been staying back in sch for this entire wk cos of the tsuanmi soccer thing..not bad la the yrs 1 quite skill some of them..n we the refs not experienced so got kelong a bit la..haha..have alr forgotten wat i wanted to say liao la.sheesh tml still got flag day(dunno why i keep calling it flag raising..) got to go alr..new year is coming.that means more hols.heh.

2005-01-09T07:11:00.000-08:00

just wanna thank everyone who wished me happy birthday and special thanx to bl lan n tiong for celebrating it for me..!

2005-01-02T06:53:00.000-08:00

sheesh sch's starting tml..!ah sian la after 2 mnth's breaks.forget most of the things liao..n going back sch isn't that fun since tj not really that fun without all my frens n stuff..hmm new yr's eve was not that bad.at least it wasn't watching tv at home.haha.decided to work again since the pay was damn high..!n turned up it wasn't that busy also..watched the ppl countdown at the hotel's lobby n some live band performance also.they keep spraying some damn mist or wat n they whole lobby like kanna flashed lidat.heard that one steward punched a banquet guy.haha steward power la..
ah played soccer with boon n dan they all again today despite the rainy weather..it rained all day today sia.damn sian n lots of ppl fall down cos the place very slippery..alvins as he called himself, came with his brother n his cousin. we called them the walt disney team since one of them is called Mickey.haha.hiliarous shit.
ah we decided not to go watch the lions live at kallang after playing since it continuned raining..ah quite regretted it ah.cos we missed a exciting match!!ah anyway spore in the finals liao hope it's a 2 legged affair n can watch them at kallang when the time comes..
oh ya after watching the chelsea - liverpool match at farrell's hse, we went to eat prata at some place near hougang plaza.n on the way to the place they came out with some super heros among us.farrell is cyclops.he uses his mole to shoot the laser out.haha n say wat he must cover it up everytime.weemeng's a day crawler since he's white. n derek is sabretooth n im sabreteeth..haha

sch is boring.

2004-12-26T09:39:00.000-08:00

this yr xmas was quite differnet from previous years, not that i celebrate it though..ehh work till 2 am den went to wl hse for the np gathering..when i reached there all playing majong.like enter a gambling den lidat.sian.kim n leong alr left.so that makes even lesser ppl left.had nothing much to do until like 4 plus.den bl suggested to walk arnd.n we did.ah walk n walk with no destination.walked until almost reached jasper's hse.in the end went back n ate something at 7-11. din slp at all until like 6 plus till lan came back.he bathed n we went to eat breakfast at arnd 7.reahed home n slept afetr that.coma until 1 pm onli.den went back to hyatt liao.
thanx to the mats that i could enjoy a nice dinner at Straits Kitchen.the 5 of us rolled out a bill of 230++..!but it's free la..damn ex.buffet style la but drinks not included.all the local food there like laska n satay.the ambience also quite nice. n we helped to deco the place..!the bottles at the end of the place is our hard work if u ever go there..seriously shld go there eat once ba..hahas.
yas just said he's not goona go KL anymore..argh.

2004-12-19T06:38:00.000-08:00

ahh..left 2 wks b4 sch starts..!i have not done any of the work given yet man..ah dun care alr la..work recently was quite ok la.at least now work in the kitchen still quite ok..n the chocolate girls are walking arnd the area too..yas said one of them live in woodlands but i saw both of them taking the NEL at kovan there..i suspect yas is lying..u is not goona lie to me yas..!
yday walked arnd with lan n bl after work. n we stayed out till real late. had to run ta catch the last train home.>!ran like dogs..onli to see that the last train will be coming in nine mins time..haha.went to amin hse watch soccer with yas n co. played winning eleven thru the nite.that singh had to get 5 of his players sent off n end the match prematurely..ah wat the hell man singh..came home at 11 n slpet all the way till 8 n din even replied them abt the sks thing.sorry ah derek.

2004-12-11T06:26:00.000-08:00

I is gonna smash u against the wall/I'll slap your teeth/Dickbitch/I slap your face/Shut your tits/u took my scrubber u bitch" these were common words that came out of our mouth during work.all thanx to yasin..keep pissing your father off onli.work was quite slack n time passed quickly since they uttered so much crap throughout the whole day..! all the "I is goona slap u n shit" is going to do wonders for my english sia..
after work today i followed yas n shah to the posb at taka there to open a accnt n change shah's broken atm card..yas was damn funny.
yas:i like to open a accnt
germaine(the bank teller):u open noe b4?
yas:no..
germaine:how much do u want to put in the accnt now?
yas: eh..wat's the mininum ah?
germain:eh u can put 1 dollar or 10 dollars..
yas:(looks into his wallet n stares at the cash)
(sheepishly takes out a 2 dollar note)
i put 2 dollars den..
when shah was changin his atm card he had to leave his thumb print.but his was wet n was not clear n had to redo like 3 times?how funny this guys are man..
the bank teller was quite nice n frenly n stuff, and they decided to go back again on tues to do some stuff again..hahas.

2004-11-30T06:23:00.000-08:00

Recently started work at loyang industrial park..fren introduce me to this job..eh quite idiotic man this job.sit there from 8 to 5 n do the same thing.wonder why they wan to produce so mnay for wat,later cant sell also go to some shit sale..heng the place is onli half an hr ride from my hse so no nid wake up so early..the supervisor very naggy and repeatative..when eating lunch she also wanna talk abt the job thing when we are alr so frustrated alr..ah bo bian la cos got money rite..hahas..it;s onli for a wk more n no more of the shit thing..!

2004-11-20T08:24:00.000-08:00

wah this few days quite tiring but fun n spent quite a lot also..went to play soccer with the cchs guys yday.wah the ppl they called so pro sia.had alot of possession for the whole match.but we onli won 1 nil..wasteful finshing by both sides i will say..went to watched shutter at ps after that.the show quite nice got plot one also but the image of the girl they copied from ju on one..but it's a much better show!!went to old airport road to eat after that.the food there was pretty nice and cheap!in the end every1 pay abit n call a lot of food..something like potluck u noe?hahas.reached home quite late cos the bus ride was damnn long man.
hmm now for sat..woke up very late today.den went to buy sneakers with lan n ahbeng wilson. we went to suntec city for the motorshow.took quite a few photos with lan phone..i mean i help him take, get the idea?hahas.hmm yanpin was one of the models for MAZDA at the show!she saw me n came out to talk for a while..haha very good lo.. mei you bai jia zi (no airs) ma lidat...it's quite interesting to see someone u noe on the stage..!after the show ended den went home liao..tml playing soccer but dunno got how mnay coming again..sian.

2004-11-04T06:59:00.000-08:00

its the hols but there's nothing much to do, probably cos other schs haven start their hols yet..some even have their chinese exam to prepare for..haha tink it;s real sian for them.but if they do well that's the end of chi for them! went to play sks at noon but i was late cos i was sleeping.hhas.argh but that day very suay man.go there a while den the police come n take down names.sians.sumore he still ask us go other place play n dun play here in his territory.haha wat a good police man..!end up we went to play tennis at kered hse. he came down with 6 balls n wen t home with one!that's shows how pro we are..hahas

2004-11-01T01:39:00.000-08:00

pw finally over alr!today the op a bit cocked up man.ask the question den dunno how to ans and just gave a brief ans. tink they sure grade me down alr. there's nothing to do after op n so went to yc hse.his hse so damn messy but got a lot of game to play. the holidasy are finally here n it;s time to slack! they gave so much work though..sian.

2004-09-06T07:44:00.000-07:00

Today was quite a eventful day..had maths rememdial from 9 to 12..den took a bus to woodlands to meet lan..he was late though n onli reached at abt 2 plus..din really study at the lib n tok some cock with fiq also..was feeling hungry den went to grab something light to eat.i dunno why but i agreed to go run at woodlands stadium with them..went to lan hse to get some decent shorts n walked all the way to the stadium..damn far mans.tio faked by lan tot it was quite close. waited for fiq to finish shiiting before we began our training programme..wat striding n sprinting.made me real tired la.went off at 8 plus while they went off to the gym as i live quite far la..hahas..feeling drained now ah..

guitar..!

2004-08-09T07:51:00.000-07:00

hmm today can be considered to be a day well spent lar.spent the day at yp hse learning how to play the guitar.learned onli the few lines of qing tian nia.n it was quite hard la.hahas.mayb learn from him again nxt time, which is like erm dec?hahas. yday went to chi xian hse warming.his hse is damn big la.3 storeys and a basement..so rich.started the fire den bbq ate onli a bit though..

boring tues.

2004-08-03T07:21:00.000-07:00

nothing worth mentioning happen today.today was such a long n boring day.spent like 10 hrs in sch?that jc life i guess.. hopefully tml will be fun.napfa is near.mayb shld go train.haahs

monday.

2004-08-02T07:42:00.000-07:00

today was quite slack mans. din do maths tut.den kanna caught by mrs kay.well at least today wasn't bad.cos the captain ball session was sorta fun la.eh mayb nxt time shld play more with them.hahas.but i still prefer soccer.heh.the class went mad with laughter when ming wei scored one n did his usual amazing one hand stand.quite zai for some1 of his size.hahs.

pw.

2004-07-31T09:28:00.000-07:00

wasted my whole day today doing Pw.it really sux mans.Ah hope it will be over soon.heh.did it for like erm 9 hrs?! the first time i put so much effort into pw..no choice gotta hand in file soon.hahas.gotta go do more Pw le.